isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt
ultrafacts:

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c-cumberbatch:

mytardishaswings:

femmederqueer:

WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED

OH MY GOD 

THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF

(Source: glory-soul, via beeub)


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weeb-senpai:

weeb-senpai:

if levi was a superhero what would his power be

levitation

(via beeub)


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phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors


tennants-hair:

tennants-hair:

how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives

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yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED

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thecaptainofdavesol:

rowdyonionrings:

what am i wearing for the first day of school? uhh isnt it obvious 

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gotta make that first impression count

IS THAT A FUCKING MARCO POLO AND A PAIR OF J
EANS

(via beeub)


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thelordvoldemort:

bornavillain:

thecrimsonalchemist:

There are just some sounds that everyone loves:

  • Shoes on gravel
  • Crackling of a fire
  • The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you
  • Cats purring

what was that middle one

Crackling of a fire

(Source: thecrimsonalchemist, via beeub)


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halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via ass-bending)


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devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time
werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo


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