i overdress for everything. life is too short to not look your best when u wanna look your best just cause some basic ass ppl might disapprove
my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield
#how can that big dorito fit behind that little circle (via wintermintsoldier)
Things that should be under $20:
• plane tickets
• concert tickets
do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them
“We have to go back”
you are the first person to add a comment to this that wasnt doctor who and it made me smile too bless your soul
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
IT GOT BETTER
The thing you are looking for is One Piece.
do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah
My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better
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596. When a young muggleborn comes to Hogwarts for the first time, he says “This is Hogwarts?”, only to be answered with “No, this is Patrick.” The purebloods are somewhat alarmed when all the muggleborns start rolling on the floor laughing about a starfish.