captoring:

i overdress for everything. life is too short to not look your best when u wanna look your best just cause some basic ass ppl might disapprove

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plastic-knives-and-forks:

grantaireyoucantdothat:

sebastianastan:

superrsoldiers:

my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield

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lostinthatdreamland:

Things that should be under $20:

• plane tickets
• concert tickets
• clothing
• college

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momlonde:

righteouskungfu:

dersely:

momlonde:

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

“probably”

“We have to go back”

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you are the first person to add a comment to this that wasnt doctor who and it made me smile too bless your soul

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voltisubito:

wagnetic:

harblkun:

despairsfortune:

asexualrogers:

octopiwhalestreet:

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

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oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker

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Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

IT GOT BETTER

One Piece.

The thing you are looking for is One Piece.

(Source: uncanny-xmen, via reiner-dawn)


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magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

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spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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malformalady:

Four male college students have invented a new nail polish that detects date rape drugs. The nail polish called Undercover Colors, changes color when you come into contact with the date rape drug. A woman will be able to check the safety of a drink by dipping her finger in it. According to the CDC, nearly one in five women experience rape at some point in their lives, with 1/3 of those rapes occurring in college aged females.


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stupidstagram:

tumblr post: you are such a uGLY cutie and i wanna HOLD YOUR DUMB HaND and suck your foot… (345,000 notes) 

me: chill 

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mugglebornheadcanon:

596. When a young muggleborn comes to Hogwarts for the first time, he says “This is Hogwarts?”, only to be answered with “No, this is Patrick.” The purebloods are somewhat alarmed when all the muggleborns start rolling on the floor laughing about a starfish.

(Source: whippedcreamstyles)


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